Seeking the following for this coming Feast:
-A rat (alive)
-Strong glue (not for the rat)
-Someone who can command a rat
-Some people with a strong sense of mischief & want to stab Alverez (again, not the rat)
-About 15 minutes of your trust (in me, and the rat)
-Lois
Can I eat the- In the time it takes you to read the next part of this sentence, imagine a prolonged, breathy sigh of exasperation. Oh, you spicy crocodilian. Nonetheless, Lois, I will seek you out with designs of heinous mischief galore. *The letter is unsigned.*
Sure.
-Lois
Can I eat the rat afterwards?
-Annora