My friends, I need things, any things, strange things, whatever things you have. I am looking to expand a collection of items that span a wide range from vibrating rocks, to bone swords, to odd hats. I will pay for these items in whatever you would like just bring them to me when you can.
Jarden Burdach, Right hand of the enclave,
Are you gonna turn 'round and sell these as a quixotic merchant in the countryside? Because I am all for that. Let me go spelunking in my flat above the bakery and I'll get back to you.
--Chet